Okay so here's the deal-- I woke up this morning and it was negative 15 degrees outside. Negative 10? And don't get me started with the windchill. I don't know exact numbers, I tried to block them out of my mind. Either way...it was ass cold (yes, that is a meteorological term).
Anyhow, this evening after work, I went home and checked my mailbox (it's a weekly chore). In there was a sierra trading post catalog...so I started looking online (at sierratradingpost.com, because apparently a catalog won't cut it) and here's what I found.
I want to buy it, and cut 4 holes in it. 2 for my arms and 2 for my legs. I'd wear it everywhere.
Baby it's cold outside....just sayin!